Addiction: Fun for the whole family

Originally, this was a piece about the patients that hang outside hospitals and smoke. Then, I think it slowly transformed into a piece about death. Somehow it finally turned into a family portrait of a smoking grandpa, overeating dad, drunk mom, caffeine charged daughter, porn addicted son and a dog who likes the occasional dose of heroine.

I feel the need to point out that none of these people resemble any of my actual family members in any way. Also I think "Modern Perv" would be an amazing title for any adult publication...I should really copywrite it.

Maturity Revisited

I'm told that cows are constantly getting abducted by aliens. This leads me to believe that cows actually enjoy the idea of being taken on a space flight and probed. Don't believe me? Well then direct your eyes to the heart bubbles in the picture. Heart bubbles never lie.

This is a slightly touched-up version of an older piece. Some of the coloring changed, but thank goodness the 'made in china' joke stayed.

Random Sketches II

You're prayers have been answered. You called for more filler posts...well by garsh you got 'em. This time there are some speed paintings thrown in and even the original "rock step" from the music inspired art series a few posts down.

So enjoy the magic of the grim reaper getting punk'd, a pub crawl logo, a rabid hamster and Hellboy (which is the property of Mike Mignola, and not me in any way).

Sorry there aren't any miley cyrus caricatures in this group. I'm pretty sure if I draw another one I get put on some sort of list.

Once the AOI thing and SOI (various competitions) are done, I will hopefully have time to slap some real work on here. Until then...

Bring me the head of Mayor McCheese!

Trying out a new style of shading with photoshop. Other than that, I'm not sure what to say about this...

This came out of an old sketch of the mcdonald's crew as mobsters titled "the fat pack." Maybe on day I'll redo that bad boy and get it on here.

Ideally no one will be traumatized by a severed burger head and the mcdonald's corporation won't put out a hit on me. The idea of a mayor with a massive cheeseburger for a head is property of McDonald's Corporation. Some people have all the good ideas...