This started out as a morning warm-up, but it sorta got away from me.
In case you're interested in what all those band stickers on the skateboard say, they include classics like, "Your Band Sux," "Dead Ape Pit," "Uncle Lupus," "The Hypocrotches," and "Baby on Board." Also, I think half his tattoos are just items from Legend of Zelda.
Now we've got the leader and the brains, so all we need is the muscle.
In the sewers of France, a certain aged raccoon will get you anything you need for the right price.
This might turn into a series...