Seasonal Affective Disorder

I'm pretty fed up with with Pennsylvania winters.

Not-So-Daily Sketch: Song Bird

Who needs friends when you have a weird, old piano and a house full of ugly, singing birds?

Dude's just having a gooooooooood time.

Bolero Owls

This was actually started around a year ago as a project for school and I've always hated the way the final looked. So when I had some free time, I decided to touch it up. Now I hate it substantially less.

As a side note, owls LOVE margaritas. Put one out in your yard and watch those feathery rats swarm all over it.

Mildly Romantic Valentines

So, it's Valentine's Day. Did you remember to get that special someone a symbol of your affection? NO?!?! Well fear not, loyal blog enthusiast, because good ol' Dave has got your back. These cards are sure to get you some substantial smoochin' (or at least some hard-core hand holding). Trust me; I stood in front of a mirror and gave myself one of these and I think it's safe to say I'll be going home with me tonight.

For best results, I suggest giving these bad-boys over a nice, romantic dinner. May I suggest some 5 buck boxes from Taco Bell? Thank me later, folks.

Not-So-Daily Sketch: Coffee Truck

I drew this at a Starbucks. I actually sat inside a coffee shop and sketched.
What the hell am I turning into?

When I started drawing this, I wasn't too sure how it would turn out. Now that it's sketched, I may refine it a bit, ink it and turn it into something nice.

Not-So-Daily Sketch: Brain

There's one of these dudes at every party. Sometimes I fear it's me. Later, I realize I don't discuss Tolstoy fun-facts while drinking, so I'm probably safe.

Also, now that I look at this image, I realize the type of girl that wears turtlenecks and khakis probably doesn't attend keggers.

Not-So-Daily Sketch: Howdy

One week until Valentine's Day. It's no time to get choosy.

Free Paper Toy: Desk Drunk

If you’re at work and feel blue about your life choices, plop this little fella on your desk and you'll have a constant reminder that things could always be worse. At least you can feel your face and your breath doesn’t smell like low-grade jet fuel.

If you want your own printable pick-me-up for your desk, just click here for the PDF. Expect more downloadable paper toys in the future and maybe some contests where the winner gets a customized one. WHO KNOWS?!?!