For best results, I suggest giving these bad-boys over a nice, romantic dinner. May I suggest some 5 buck boxes from Taco Bell? Thank me later, folks.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Mildly Romantic Valentines
So, it's Valentine's Day. Did you remember to get that special someone a symbol of your affection? NO?!?! Well fear not, loyal blog enthusiast, because good ol' Dave has got your back. These cards are sure to get you some substantial smoochin' (or at least some hard-core hand holding). Trust me; I stood in front of a mirror and gave myself one of these and I think it's safe to say I'll be going home with me tonight.
For best results, I suggest giving these bad-boys over a nice, romantic dinner. May I suggest some 5 buck boxes from Taco Bell? Thank me later, folks.
For best results, I suggest giving these bad-boys over a nice, romantic dinner. May I suggest some 5 buck boxes from Taco Bell? Thank me later, folks.
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9 comments:
"Bird in the bush"
Best one.
Dave, I seriously LOL'ed at these. And I don't LOL. Happy Valentines Day, buddy!
hahaha
Soooo jealous of whatever lady got that chili dog. What a lucky gal.
hahahaha chilidog is my fave
Mark - The bird in the bush one was originally going to be "you're the fish in my taco."
And I'm saving the chili dog one for my wedding. Someones getting the crap romanced right out of them.
Fucking brilliant, man.
You sir just made my Valentines day soooo much better. I might seek out (and destroy) a fine lookin gal and buy her some flowers just so I can put one of these in the vicinity. Seriously Dave, these are great!
That is one lucky girl you're going to destroy, Pat.
I am so glad I know what your voice sounds like, and that I know exactly how these should sound.
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