I love how long these blog titles are getting...
So last month Spongebob Squarepants turned ten years old (the show, not the character. I assume he would have to be older what with his living alone and manning a grill). Anyway, ten years is a long time for a show to be on the air, especially for a nicktoon which usually fizzle out of production after about 30 episodes.
So here we find an aged spongebob sipping a glass of Sea-not Noir (awesome nautical wine joke, I'm aware) reflecting on his glory days. Back before Patrick died, Squidward ran for senate and songs of F.U.N. filled the air (well...water).
None of these things legally belong to me, except for the rockin wine joke. THATS ALL ME!