If you’re at work and feel blue about your life choices, plop this little fella on your desk and you'll have a constant reminder that things could always be worse. At least you can feel your face and your breath doesn’t smell like low-grade jet fuel.
If you want your own printable pick-me-up for your desk, just click here for the PDF. Expect more downloadable paper toys in the future and maybe some contests where the winner gets a customized one. WHO KNOWS?!?!