Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Addiction: Fun for the whole family


Originally, this was a piece about the patients that hang outside hospitals and smoke. Then, I think it slowly transformed into a piece about death. Somehow it finally turned into a family portrait of a smoking grandpa, overeating dad, drunk mom, caffeine charged daughter, porn addicted son and a dog who likes the occasional dose of heroine.

I feel the need to point out that none of these people resemble any of my actual family members in any way. Also I think "Modern Perv" would be an amazing title for any adult publication...I should really copywrite it.

6 comments:

PhiL the Zombie said...

i look at the mom and all i can think of is "Oblongs...Oblongs!"

lol, i think this ones working great

Quinn said...

haha good one phil. I do like how the nail in wall and the wallpaper looks though. I could just tell you in person I know, but this way is fun. Stay frosty man.

Matt M said...

I dunno about that disclaimer; I think the dog and the son could both be Brandon...

I like how the drunk-bubbles show up in the family portrait over the mother. Usually they aren't caught on camera, just over my head when I look up.

Chubs said...

HEY- I am not addicted to porn magazines. Or heroin...or gravy, whichever the dog is injecting.

Actually, Matt, those drunk bubbles are visible to the rest of us. You're just too drunk to realize it, you silly drunk.

datmama4 said...

How dare you say that about poor dear Brandon. My nephew doesn't get drunk. Or inject gravy. He's a Nice Boy who simply has a bunch of drunken friends, that's all.

Karen Corle said...

Dave, I think your site is great! Karen Corle