Have you ever looked at the head of a turkey? I mean have you really taken a moment to examine the details of a turkey's face? Before drawing this piece, I took a look at some google images of turkeys and they look like some sort of Lovecraftian demon bird.
All the saggy nastiness probably isn't helping. Someone needs a plastic surgeon.
And a fun side note: I actually own that disgusting green button-up sweater in the picture. That's how Dave rolls. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, INTERNET!